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The redneck method for making any type of wine, beer, or liquor.
Jason had to stop at a convenient store on his way to work to pick up some roadies because his wife dumped the beer out of his thermos and his homemade wine didn't fermitate yet.
fermitate by Mike Payne July 27, 2008
Fernite (fuhr-nahyt): English, noun: a current or previous occupant/inhabitant/overlord of 104 Fern Circle, Clemson, SC 29631; most commonly used when referring to an OG (original gangster) tenant, better known as a “Godfather”
The Fernites ruled the town of Clemson, South Carolina from 2014-2016 from their Fern domain. The Fernites return to oversee their kingdom from time to time, primarily during the weekends in the fall.
Fernite by Fernite #1 May 30, 2018

FermieDay 

World Fermie Day is on the first Sunday in September. It is to celebrate all fermented foods, and how good they are to our health.
FermieDay by Dan Sing Gardener June 24, 2019

Fermit the Krog

A Krog that is very great and wise. Not to be confused with Kermit the Frog.
Boi: Aye have you herd of the great Fermit The Krog

Boi 2: Yes good sir I have Fermit is very wise
THIS GUY MADE FUTURE TEAROU!! THIS GUY MADE FUTURE TEAROU!! THIS GUY MADE FUTURE TEAROU!! THIS GUY MADE FUTURE TEAROU!! THIS GUY MADE FUTURE TEAROU!! THIS GUY MADE FUTURE TEAROU!! THIS GUY MADE FUTURE TEAROU!! THIS GUY MADE FUTURE TEAROU!! THIS GUY MADE FUTURE TEAROU!! THIS GUY MADE FUTURE TEAROU!! THIS GUY MADE FUTURE TEAROU!! THIS GUY MADE FUTURE TEAROU!!
Damn he makes future tearout? such a FERLITE ripoff
Ferlite by OCCVSI0N May 11, 2021
A person who likes to make fermented foods and beverages such as sourdough bread, water kefir, kombucha and lacto-fermented vegetables. Their favorite books are Nourishing Traditions and Wild Fermentation.
You know a fermie when you go to their house and their kitchen counter is full of jars and crocks full of weird looking stuff.
fermie by fermiegirl April 13, 2010