Smooth move, Ferguson 

A phrase uttered when a person does a particularly silly or clutz-like act. (i.e. tripping, failing a pick-up line)

Used just like "smooth move," "smooth move, Ferguson" gets its origin from the NBC sitcom, 30 Rock in the episode, "Everything Sunny All the Time Always" Where Tracy Jordan wants to be in on the inside joke - "smooth move, Ferguson!"

(Someone just trips over their own foot)

You: "Smooth move, Ferguson!"

Smooth move, Ferguson by Schmitty123 May 24, 2011

Sir Alex Ferguson

Greatest man alive. God prays to him.

A master of all that he surveys, he reminds me of Sir Alex Ferguson.

Sir Alex Ferguson by hjs2710 November 2, 2013

sleepy ferguson 

What is received when one gives head to someone while they are sound asleep, and they wake up as they are coming into their partner's mouth (and possibly on themselves)

Steve woke up the other day from a sleepy ferguson that Kristen gave him.

sleepy ferguson by Dan Tomorrow January 24, 2005

sickly ferguson 

The act of having oral sex so vigorously with a partner that she vomits.

"mah nigga what happened with that chickenhead you was mackin last night?"
"yo i gave that bitch a sickly ferguson."
"word?"
"yeah bitch musta ate a pound of government cheese."

sickly ferguson by akmatic January 29, 2010

Sir Alex Ferguson

The greatest manager of all time, leading Manchester United to so many trophies, he was knighted a sir.

Fuck Man United, but Sir Alex Ferguson has won them the Champions League again.

Sir Alex Ferguson by thegreatwallis June 4, 2016

Sara Ferguson

An avid reader, good at drawing and good at writing. But most importantly she has won the world's best cousin award for 14 years in a row and she is very good at remembering. Also a very good source for the names of books she has previously read if you need to recommend a book to someone, just give her a call

*ring *ring

"Hello?"
"Hey Sara Ferguson what was that book you were reading again?"
"Oh 'I am Number Four'"

Sara Ferguson by katie200331 September 24, 2018

Samuel Ferguson 

A weird nonce who touches kids with his big hairy toe while licking his mothers tongue

Oh he’s a right Samuel Ferguson

Samuel Ferguson by Lilillilli nany hand July 15, 2019