A Feral Druid is a Druid who adheres to the principle of owning stuff while cleverly disguised as a cat, bear, or dire bear.
Mage: Oh snaps! Did you see that Bear totally maul that warrior?
Rogue: Yeah, it must've been a Feral Druid!
Rogue: Yeah, it must've been a Feral Druid!
by Umbreon September 6, 2006