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Foemance 

A romantic (or possibly platonic) relationship between two individuals that is heavily antagonistic- a dynamic laced with far more frequent arguments and verbal altercation than what typically comprises a romantic relationship. Most used in reference when the altercations are over inane matters.
"So what are Alice and Frank arguing about this time?"

"Apparently he ate most of the green M&M's, and I guess those are her favorite..?"

"Sheesh, that's even more petty than yesterday's argument. They're in such a foemance..."
Foemance by maestroplease January 21, 2010
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femincel 

A more proper, better way of saying femcel
female + involuntary + celibate = femincel
femincel by techyartsyman52 February 6, 2022
A "food romance", pertaining usually to someone who finds extreme pleasure in eating and who spends much time thinking about food.
I think Scott may have an unhealthy fomance with Nutella...
fomance by DerpGirl May 11, 2011

feeancé 

A dude whom the gold-digging lady he's engaged to selfishly views as merely a source of income to settle her bills.
Tronald Dump is such an intolerable a**h**e personally that I seriously doubt that Ivana actually married him for his love or companionship; when she allowed him to put the ring on her finger, she probably viewed him as merely a feeancé.
feeancé by QuacksO July 14, 2019

foemance 

foemance or fomance means an occurrence of romance between two individuals who are enemies to each other.
"That Leon and Ada kiss in the Resident Evil game was good fuel for foemance."
"Why are Potterheads always shipping the idea of a Draco and Hermione fomance?"
foemance by BeenSearchin June 26, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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