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Complex Female Rating System 

The Complex Female Rating System(CFRS) is the best way to accurately rate a female. The rating system uses 3 variables. (Boobs, Ass, face). Boobs and ass are rated 1-10 while face is rated A,B,C,D,F.( A being the best score and F being the worst). An example is (59A). 5 being 5/10 boobs, 9 being 9/10 ass, and A being the most attractive face. The most attractive female on earth is a 1010A. The ugliest female is a 11F. Please use (ABX) to help you. A is boobs,B is ass and X is A-F.
Josh: Becky is a solid 510A
Tim: Nah bro your Complex Female Rating system is off, her ass is not that nice. She is a solid 58A
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Universal Female Rating System 

Learned and adopted by males at an early age, the universal female rating system is widely accepted by most modern cultures. The system is used by rating either a females personality, or more popularly used, physical attributes, on a scale of 1 to 10. One signifying a total ugly, fat, un-doable dog-faced whore, to a 10 being a beautiful, perfectly proportioned gift from god.

The Universal Female Rating System is widely accepted anytime during conversation, especially when difficulty is found trying to explain a woman you saw- anywhere.
Example of the Universal Female Rating System

Joe: "Dude, our waitress is a 9."
Kyle: "Are you kidding? She has a lazy eye! She's a 6 at best."
Joe: "Yeah, but her ass is a 10, and its not the face you fuck, it's the fuck you face."
Kyle: "True."

Joker-San Female Rating System

This rating system originated in the bowels of Las Vegas by one of the city's finest and foremost authority on the quality of the female population of Las Vegas underground. Ranks are as follows(from highest to lowest):
Scab Cracker
Gash
Fuckbag
Cum Tanker
Drink Tickets
Gas Money.

This rating system is not limited to Las Vegas at all. It is currently being used by all the "Urban Peeps" in Hawaii.
"When we get to the club, lets use the Joker-San Female Rating System. My Gash is on vacation, so I wouldn't mind takin' home a couple of Fuckbags tonight. Or maybe a Drink Tickets or Gas Money if I get too hammered"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026