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female masterbation 

The self-stimulation of female genitals. See flicking the bean
female masterbation by Big Simes January 22, 2003

female masterbation 

putting your finger or fingers in your vegina in and out until pleasured, sprayed out sticky juicy warm cum and screamed like a bitch
I know Becky, I waited for Bob to come over all night long but he didn't. So instead, I fingered myself and ate my cum.

female masterbation 

watering one's flower. ;)
female masterbation by Anonymous January 23, 2003

Female Masturbation 

The act in which a female will complete the act that many men like to call, “Busting and fat one”

It normally results in a liquid being released from the vagina. This is something that men normally enjoy during a session of watching pornography.
Homie #1: Dude, I just watched some porn and busted a fattie.

Homie #2: To what? Lesbo?

Homie #1: Nah bro. Female Masturbation

Female Masturbation 

A myth known among men.
Jake: Gee whiz! I hope Santa Claus comes tonight!
Andrew: Shut the fuck up. You know that he's as real as a female masturbating.
Jake: But female masturbation is a myth
Andrew: Exactly.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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