Possible Etymology: Having attended an elegant BSO concert the day before, the felicitous R Carroll hit upon the phrase while attempting to describe to his friends an experience enabled by Twitter.
Fellatiostomy is the act of fellatio provided by a person who has a tracheostomy. The benefit of a fellatiostomy is that the "giver" does not ever need to stop to breath. The danger is associated with "ball-valving" where the scrotum intermittently obstructs the tracheostomy causing suffocation.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).