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Noun (n) The evolved form of the Feldman. A very angry little creature that will inflict its wrath if not given a tribute of C4 and protein daily. Commonly spotted during the day at the temple of iron before returning to its cave at night.
Example: "Hide your kids, hide your wife, because the feldmonster is on the prowl tonight
by loopscooper September 16, 2013
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