felcher

Birmingham, circa 1994.
Became a nickname to which I have been cursed, not due to my practising said 'art', but through an innocent mispronounciation of my surname. I'm stuck with it.

Man: (at door of concert): "I've come to see Chris..."
Woman: (on door) "Chris who?"
Man: "Erm... Chris.... Felcher??"

by chris wheelie April 21, 2005

felcher

Felcher: Someone who cums in a woman ass, then sucks it out with (or without) a straw.

After he blew a load in her ass, he felchered it all up with a straw. MMM MMM GOOD!

by Keli Marie October 12, 2005

Felcher

When a gay man first ejaculates in his partner's ass,then sucks out his own cum

Those two fags are felcher's for sure

by DickMc73 August 3, 2008

Felcher

Someone who ejaculates in a womens rectum or buttocks crack and then, so aroused by semen, but not wanting to admit a allure presented by other males, sucks his own semen up thru a straw.

Brooks W. often cleveland steamers M.M, and then likes his own Spiked Milk out of her crack. She then does a simmilar act to him.

by M from the peg February 2, 2005

felcher

when a man ejaculates sperm on someone ass, then sucks it up with a straw, to clean up the mess.

"OMG, lauren loves felchers!"
"Jimmer gives felchers to men, all the time! hes the felcher master!!"

by Cassieeee January 13, 2007

felcher

Someone who sucks semen out of an anus.

Faggots are usually felchers

by Rolls A Lot May 5, 2005

Felcher

When a man jizzes in a woman's asshole and slurps it out with a straw.

I'll give you a felcher for $3.95.

by harrison roger September 12, 2003