felch pest

One who continuously insists on diving in after firing his wad for a satisfying wet tongue pie without the consent of the love milk's new owner.

Get off me you fucking felch pest. I do wish you wouldn't do that after wopping it up me. stop it you filthy beast stop it!

felch pest by Alan Welsh May 26, 2006

Felchfest 

An obligatory gathering where neither the felcher or the felchee is particularly fond of participating in and/or attending. Most often found in family type environments.
Both the felcher and the felchee are victims of circumstance.

"Mama is giving a Felchfest for those dumb little kids birthday. I HAVE to go." (An example of the FELCHER)

"I cooked all this shit for Thanksgiving and hardly a swinging ass showed up to eat." (An example of the FELCHEE)

Felchfest by Madamoiselle Josette February 18, 2011

felchest 

when a homosexual man sucks the seman out of another mans butox with a straw then spits it back throught the straw into the other mans eye, causeing temperary blindness.

landon recieved a vissish felchest from bill. bill sucked the seaman out of his ass with a straw and opeaned landons eye lid and spat the seaman back throught the straw into his eye, now landon is tempeary blind.

felchest by kjbsfgosnblshbshbflkhnr March 17, 2009