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Pipeski Feigner 

Noun. A dick lover, a woman in which who craves the cock more than most women

the word pipe (as in dick).. add "ski" at the end to make it sound more canadian - word flourished in the canadian hockey world

Feigner - Feigning for the pipe more often than other makes them a "feigner"
Abby (the booty call): Hiiii
Nick: what up pipeski feigner
Abby: Well I do indeed crave the pipe so I guess you are correct in that nick name, babe.
Nick: I'm not your babe. Youre just a pipeski feigner. I'll call you when needed. Thanks for craving the pipe

Rank Feigner 

Someone who is otherwise a very high rank and/or good at the game that deliberately de-ranks themselves to extremely low levels. They are commonly seen in the ELO-based "Ranked" modes found in video-games like Mordhau and CS;GO. Similar to "Smurfs", it is likely that they do this to either troll for fun, or simply don't want to put effort into fighting people who are actually at their skill level. They severely damage the ELO of newer players to keep them from rising in the ranks, and have a tendency to be extremely toxic in chat, bragging about how bad their opponent is.
Friend 1: "Dude! I just de-ranked from Platinum 5 by some random Gold 5 out of nowhere, now I'm back to platinum 1. Damn it! Are the newer players really that good?

Friend 2: "Nah, you just got clapped by a rank feigner. Those assholes are really annoying"

Friend 1: "No shit, really? Probably why almost nobody plays ranked anymore"

Feinerman 

A man who is literally the finer of men. A large penis and long hanging testicles make him more of a horse than man, however his sense of humor and witty banter effectively make him a great man. His one liners and puns mixed with his ability to get any girl can produce instant orgasms among ladies simply by walking by.
(Girl) Holy crap, I just orgasmed, that must've been a feinerman!!!
Feinerman by Clark J February 7, 2009

J-Feighner 

1. The art of subtle warfare.

2. A person who pretends to not be doing anything, but is subtly doing things without notice. The craftiest type of competitor because they feign defeat.
Kid #1: I'm totally winning, there is no way you can win.

Kid #2: That's what you think! WA-PAH!

Kid #1: What just happened, you weren't doing anything how did you win?

Kid #2: It was my plan, you didn't even see it coming.

Kid #1: Man you is totally a J-Feighner!
J-Feighner by King of Flys August 15, 2010

me feiner 

self obsessed individual
from the irish language me fein (my self)
see snedge
a me feiner will allways put themselves first, allways. and dont you forget it!
me feiner by captain snedge pants January 1, 2004

feigned innocence 

The act of relinquishing any responsibility when you manipulate people to do your bidding.
She feigned innocence when confronted with the awful truth.
feigned innocence by perpendicular November 28, 2013
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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