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The two things you walk on below your shins, also known as feet.
My feetses are cold!!!! brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
feetses by Ninjaprincess6969 March 24, 2008
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French Canadian slang for buttocks. One butt cheek would be "fess" and both butt cheeks would be "fesses"
Sit your fess in the chair! Both Fesses!
Fesses by Mrberlinnh September 18, 2014
How the special among us spell faeces/feces.
Bob: "Oh darn it, I got feesees all up the wall again."
Robert: "You scruffy fuck, you splattered the ceiling too."
Bob: "Oopsies."
feesees by MEFF February 13, 2009
Jenny has nice fesses.
fesses by AcadianSockHop May 20, 2010

Feese's law 

A law discovered in Littleton Colorado that any rock kicked/thrown at/under a parked car with enough velocity will with out fail bounce up and hit some part of said car.
I wonder if i can kick this rock under that parked without hitting it

dude no, that would break feese's law

Feesed Off 

The state or condition of an artist or a performer who settles for less fees than he/she deserves. Feeling of being underpaid by your employer/organiser.
He walked out of the big banner film because he was feesed off.

He half-heartedly performed at the event, maybe because he was feesed off.
Feesed Off by Zubin Raval July 10, 2014