feel like welfare

To feel your worst. Feeling gross.

Sally drank a flat of beer last night...The next morning when she woke, she turns to her boyfriend and says..."Man!, I feel like welfare today!"

You go camping for a week without washing or brushing your teeth...chances are "YOU FEEL LIKE WELFARE!"

by knifer May 23, 2008

Feel like April

When you're day is so productive, you start feeling that you are working too much and you should enjoy your life a bit.

Damn, I did so much work in my office, it started to Feel like April.

by AQSQuared September 22, 2018

feel like donkey

When you or a person you know is feeling sub-par.

Jimmy: Man, I've been sick all week. I feel like donkey.

OR

Tom: Want to go to the party?
Dick: No--I feel like donkey.

by JDiggity May 21, 2008

Feeling like pizza

Being or feeling awesome, amazing, etc. Because pizza is awesome. The new "feel like a million bucks".

I woke up in a funk, but now, I'm feeling like pizza.

by entity05 December 17, 2015

Feeling like a Colby

Being in a really good mood but always needing sleep

I've been feeling like a Colby lately. I'm feeling really good but I'm always sleepy for some reason

by K455 November 18, 2020

Feeling like a Pagan

When you find yourself waking up in a beautiful place, most commonly in nature, without knowing how you got there. Maybe you passed out, maybe you took too many viagra tablets.

Remy: Ugh, how did we get here?
Daniel: I have no clue, but it's a nice view, isn't it?
Remy: Hell, yeah. I am feeling like a Pagan right now.

by Ztrike October 24, 2020

Feeling like Eminem

After a long day at work before you get home you realise you are feeling like Eminem. Reason for that is that your palms are sweaty, your knees are weak and arms are heavy

Man 1 - Hey dude are you ok?
Man 2 - yeah in just feeling like Eminem right now

Man 1 - I know exactly what you mean. Get some rest when you get home
Man 2 - you know what. I'm gonna get some of my mum's spaghetti for dinner.

by DaH1tman November 23, 2019