feeding the cat

See masturbation.

Dude, Peter was feeding the cat for 2 days straight about a week ago. He called me from the emergency room to tell me he was okay.

by johnoneoneseven February 8, 2011

Feed the cat

To make oneself scarce for a indefinite period of time on a night out with friends in order to ingest cocaine or other such narcotics that are found in powder form, and thus, requiring privacy and isolation.

"Where's Minky gone, it's his turn to by a round of drinks. Oh he's gone to feed the cat, he'll be munted when he gets back."

by What button's shoot? May 14, 2019

feed the cats

Using feeding the cats as an excuse to leave and go masturbate at home

Hey ummm guys I gotta go home and feed the cats

by Dj damrow September 12, 2007

Feed the cat

When you allow your person to treat you like Shit to get closer to the cat.

Feed the cat

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 28, 2020

feed the cat

Female masturbation.

- Brb gotta feed the cat.
- Back, my hands smell like fish now.
- Do your cats like fish?
- No I... never mind.

by Elmosus November 5, 2008

Feed the Cat

When you shove a muffin in a girl's pussy and then eat it.

Hey babe, wanna try something new tonight?
Sure, what is it?
I want to feed the cat

by Snipes888 April 11, 2018

feed the cat

Used when you've done something awesome today.

Joey: I am totally going to feed the cat in volleyball today!

Will: Good luck with that, man, you're gonna need it.

by jadefyre// October 10, 2008