Fiduciary Droop 

The inability to focus clearly on the physical appearance of a person any higher than the pocket or purse in which they hold their wallet.

Pageant-winner Jessica's inexplicable engagement to Walter (of Toad Hall) was surely attributable to a truly nasty case of Fiduciary Droop.

Fiduciary Droop by The Original DB April 24, 2016

fiduciary 

(adj.) of, or relating to, the combination of douches and fairies. a twin insult.

That fiduciary gentleman in the pink polo with the popped collar just double parked his Jeep Wrangler.

fiduciary by ismellshoes November 21, 2010

Fiduciary 

Can be found dressed in argyle and boat shoes, interrupting everyone else's conversations. Only eats food pre-approved by hipsters. Favorite place to hang is his best friends living room

Favorite app is rocket mortgage and Wall Street journal. Sees himself as Wolf of Wall Street but really drives a Prius.

Uses frequent words like: mortgage, fiscal, interest rates, chick, depreciation.

Was checking out my clients assets when this fiduciary walked in and told me tea was at 1020.

Fiduciary by Eatyourveggies July 17, 2018

Faduchary 

A Betta Beach Fire Department fan that has no idea what he or she is doing.

That Faduchary needs to listen to me.

Faduchary by Jdbdbdd November 8, 2019

Fedouchiary 

the practice of misleading clients on financial imperatives

You see Micheal Swanswon on C-SPAN. That guy is a marvel of Fedouchiary practice.

Fedouchiary by Goldendouche April 27, 2010

Seduciary Responsibility 

The responsibilities of a boyfriend/husband to his girlfriend/wife to make attempts and succeed at seducing his mate.

Lucy: Ricky, you need to satisfy your seduciary responsibility in this relationship, I'm not feeling the romance.
Ricky: Yes dear.

Seduciary Responsibility by fiftydeep April 28, 2009

Fiduciary 

A Pimp.

Keep your fiduciary hand strong.

Fiduciary by roxgalour January 11, 2009