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fecalist 

A man who likes to eat shit all day long
- I've been at that party, met that girl, been fucking her all night long then I went to another great party, hooked up with a girl there aswell and started pomping again.
- Damn fecalist, stop eating shit, you were at home !
fecalist by vorty December 15, 2008
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Fecalist 

A lover of poop jokes. A person who indulges in toilet humour more than most people do.
-Me and my ex-girlfriend were both fecalists, we knew so many poop jokes!
-She is the fecalist of the group, she grosses everyone out with her jokes!
Fecalist by DeathlessKKC July 12, 2021
Pronounced: FEEK-list

Working definition:

A fascist-adjacent petty authoritarian who catalogs, preserves, and enforces bullshit after everyone already knows the pretense is bullshit.
We all get it, fecalist, you have to enshittify everything to cope.
fecalist by resistdesign June 6, 2026

Fecalith 

1. literally a poop stone
2. the best nickname for any douche nozzle in your life
Dude, John is SUCH a fecalith!
When a normal conversation turns into poop jokes
Before we knew it, the conversation was riddled with fecalism.
Fecalism by tammythemanslayer June 3, 2021

Feralist 

Someone who, when they prove inconvenient, aggressively rejects social conventions, norms and rules in favor of a less domesticated more feral state.
Anyone who regards any and all traffic instructions such as red lights or stop signs as loose guidelines instead of hard and fast rules should be considered a feralist.
Feralist by Major Jakson February 18, 2009

cranial fecalitis 

Shit for brains. Cranial- pertaining to the head. Fecal- Pertaining to excrement. -itis: this is added in order to make the word more medically appropriate. Not to be confused with -itis in reference to the drowsy after effect of eating a large meal.
I think John got some cranial fecalitis!

What are you suffering from, cranial fecalitis?
cranial fecalitis by zdarius February 10, 2010
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