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pocket feces

In Texas Hold'em, the opposite of pocket aces. It can be a combination of any shit cards that the player should fold immediately without question.
These include 2-6, 2-7, 2-8, 3-7, 3-8 and a few more. You get the point.
Johnny: What were your hole cards last hand?

Jim: These cards suck. I had a 3-9. I never bluff with pocket feces.
pocket feces by sciflyer.25 May 6, 2014
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Hardest kindest female you’ll probably ever meet.

Exceptional human usually has a great body.
Something absolutely fantastic and one of a kind in greatness.
That girl is Gorgeous!
Yeah abs brilliant, that’s a Feben
Feben by Yep12 March 2, 2022
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A woman with a great sense of humor, has great family values, strong willed/minded.

who does not leave you alone in a difficult situation

She's smart

beautiful
kind and nurturing

vivacious

loves with all her heart.

She feels like home
She is also more than happy to tell you when you're wrong.
''that girl is perfect! i know shes Feben
feben by timetoGAL July 4, 2022
A stunning girl with lots of personality. She's a girl who you can laugh with or a girl you can laugh at. She's gorgeous and can make anyone laugh. Unique, outgoing and fearless. Agrees to all the dares given to her. She's artistic, talkative and talented. If you ever meet a Febe, stay with her. She's amazing.
Dammit!

Wish I could be as wonderful as Febe
Febe by Fibie June 6, 2018

Fereshteh 

1. Fereshteh, a great girl with charming advantages making you want to blow yourself up, top to the bottom. Ass to the brain. extremely sexy. Positively funny. Ultimately hot.
2. A kind of an angel who loves feeding you. A food Angel in ancient Persia.
- I saw Fereshteh yesterday.
- Oh, lucky you.
Fereshteh by starship2 July 9, 2011

towel feces 

It's when you take a massive dump over your towel. You wait for it to become dry and crusty so you can wipe it off the towel so you can sculpt it into a anime body pillow.
Mom: Niggato what are you doing in there?

Niggato: I'm masterbating to my towel feces! Don't look!

Mom: What?!

Niggato: you'll never catch me

Narrator: Niggato runs away from his room, fleeing with his feces body pillow
Feben is The Girl u wanna die for without hesitation, She is a Unique Person in Every way Possible - Feben has 2 Zodiac Signs - (Aquarius and Pisces) She is brilliant and beautiful, she has The Voice of an Angel her giggles puts u in a Feeling where one would think that they are in heaven She Loves her name so much so do i.
I Just Love how she Smiles, She's a Feben 🖤
Feben by Her Hamish September 6, 2022