Fearne is one of the most important people you will ever meet. Don't throw away your chance to get close to a Fearne. Fearnes are extremely hot, intelligent and friendly people who will support you in any situation. Always up for a good laugh and also a serious talk. They could get you to hell and back and still be smiling. Fearnes are very strong people.
by jimmy_is_cool101 October 23, 2019
A sophifosticated, classy young woman on the outside. How ever she's dirty as hell in the sack. Known for 10/10 blow jobs.
"How did it go with that girl last night"
"She was a real Fearne, treat her like a princess and fuck her like a porn star"
"She was a real Fearne, treat her like a princess and fuck her like a porn star"
by ConnorB92 October 23, 2015
A girl, generally Scottish, of fine body and mind, with a personality bigger than her tiny frame.
Is kind, caring, spontaneous and most often the glue that holds a friendship group together.
Has changeable hair colour, but suits every colour.
Is kind, caring, spontaneous and most often the glue that holds a friendship group together.
Has changeable hair colour, but suits every colour.
by misizzle December 22, 2009
Guy 1: hey look at that fern
Guy 2: hey why don't we just make the word more complicated and add an A and an E
Guy 1: sure
Guy 2: cool
Guy 1: fearne lol
Guy 2: hey why don't we just make the word more complicated and add an A and an E
Guy 1: sure
Guy 2: cool
Guy 1: fearne lol
by Fearneisnotanamebutsimplyaplan August 11, 2020
Doing a 'Dirty Fearns' is to squirt your man juices inside the suitcase of an inoccent party during a holiday or short break.
Two men sharing a room on a stag weekend, they get drunk - one falls asleep and while he is in the land of nod, the other man does a 'Dirty Fearns' in the innocent sleepers suitcase. This is a 'Dirty Fearns'.
by James_Whitely December 20, 2006
A person who you must shout "BITCH!!" at when you see or hear her for the following reasons:
A fucking bitch who is a childrens television presenter who thinks she is god's gift and that all the popstars she interviews fancy her.
She is a sad, pathetic bitch that always looks a complete fucking mess in whatever shitty clothing combination she puts together!
O yeah - the reason for the hatre is that she is going out with the gorgeous lead singer of the lostprophets - Ian Watkins - yes, if only it was "H" ex-Steps!!!
A fucking bitch who is a childrens television presenter who thinks she is god's gift and that all the popstars she interviews fancy her.
She is a sad, pathetic bitch that always looks a complete fucking mess in whatever shitty clothing combination she puts together!
O yeah - the reason for the hatre is that she is going out with the gorgeous lead singer of the lostprophets - Ian Watkins - yes, if only it was "H" ex-Steps!!!
Person looks at TV : "Who the fuck is that scary bitch with no friends to tell her she looks a complete mess?"
Friend : "That'll be Fearne Cotton - BITCH!!!!!"
Friend : "That'll be Fearne Cotton - BITCH!!!!!"
by Kalley January 2, 2005