The media-whoring ritual every summer in which sports journalists wait for Brett Favre to decide weather he is coming back the following season. Every shit taken, practice pass to high schoolers thrown and going into town for milk by Brett Favre will be analyzed in sickening detail.
by TKayOh July 2, 2010
A situation in which a man cums, announcing he is finished, but then resumes a short time later. This carries on for some time, until the man herniates a disc and discovers the victims vagina resembles the entrails of dead livestock.
Brett Favre performed the first documented slaughterhouse favre on national television in July 2008.
by CMac01 December 29, 2010
An interception thrown at a very inopportune time causing a momentum shift ("game-changer") and usually resulting in the loss of the game.
Eli Manning got lucky during last nights game, he threw a favre-ception but still managed to pull off a win.
by ashleeh20 October 26, 2010
by toadlip October 12, 2010
1. Standing around and masturbating while wearing nothing but Crocs. This may be followed up by sending an MMS to a young female intern.
2. Standing around naked in Crocs deciding whether or not you feel like masturbating.
2. Standing around naked in Crocs deciding whether or not you feel like masturbating.
1. Angelo was Favring Off one afternoon and thought it would be a good idea to send a photo of himself doing to to Shawn, the hot new intern. Shawn did not appreciate the message and immediately reported Angelo to HR. Angelo said he was sorry and now no one cares anymore.
2. Gina walked into her bedroom to find her husband Tim in the middle of the room Favring Off. Gina gasped and asked him what he was doing to which he replied, "Well, honey, I was trying to decide whether or not to masturbate but now that you're home, it looks like I won't have to." Gina replied, "Uh, yea you do. I'm going to go watch Colbert."
2. Gina walked into her bedroom to find her husband Tim in the middle of the room Favring Off. Gina gasped and asked him what he was doing to which he replied, "Well, honey, I was trying to decide whether or not to masturbate but now that you're home, it looks like I won't have to." Gina replied, "Uh, yea you do. I'm going to go watch Colbert."
by jeffreybruce October 21, 2010
someone who doesn't know what they want. They can't make any final decisions. If they do make a decision, they don't stick with it. They keep changing their mind.
"So, is your boyfriend moving out?"
"Oh, I don't know! He's pulling a Brett Favre. First he wants to stay, then he wants to move, then he wants to stay, then he wants to move."
"Oh, I don't know! He's pulling a Brett Favre. First he wants to stay, then he wants to move, then he wants to stay, then he wants to move."
by Shoe_Freak August 18, 2009
Jim: "Man... I can't believe Jay Leno would leave the Tonight Show just to start his own show."
Sam: "Yea he pulled a Brett Favre!"
Sam: "Yea he pulled a Brett Favre!"
by MNIGHT August 22, 2009