fauxstruction 

A road construction zone, most often found on interstate highways, where little to no real construction occurs. The primary purpose of fauxstruction is to create revenue in the form of doubled driving infraction fees for small municipalities along the road.

Crap, I have to go 55 instead of 70? Stupid fauxstruction zones.

fauxstruction by dath1974 January 3, 2010

Facestruction

To have your face completely reconstructed or deconstrusted.
Can be used in any tense.

1.Did you hear about that kid got Facestruction from Sarah.
2.LOL you got some major Facestruction.
3.Seth totally facestructed Mikey.

Facestruction by BR0T4T0 March 15, 2013