fauxhound 

A pessimist who thinks they're wise to the world and claims to see through bullshit. Instead of wearing rose colored glasses they wear black tinted glasses.

John: 9/11 was obviously an inside job!

Greg: Stop being such a fauxhound John.

fauxhound by whydoihatethefrench May 27, 2016

fauxhound 

a fake foxhound on Metal Gear Online, usually a noob who boosts his way into getting the "Foxhound" Emblem.

this room is full of fauxhounds

fauxhound by AAA ALPHa March 22, 2009

You just did a Foxhound 

This saying comes from ancient monks just before going out to slaughter some insolent people. Before the monks would leave they would say "be right back" in such a way it would imply they would be back in a few minutes but in actual fact they would be out for hours.

12:58 - Ancient Monk: gonna brb
12:58 - Ancient Ninja: kk
Ancient Monk is now Offline.
Ancient Monk is now Online.
21:40 - Ancient Ninja: Welcome back?
21:40 - Ancient Monk: Aye
21:40 - Ancient Monk: ;D
21:40 - Ancient Ninja: You just did a Foxhound

You just did a Foxhound by Ancient Ninja August 21, 2010

Fauxpround 

Describes a comment that is delivered as an insightful or profound piece of information, but is really just common sense or at least a silly oversimplification of a mainstream philosophical idea. It oftentimes applies to the musings of intelligent stoners.

Dude. All of us, like all people, we're all pretty much the same y'know!

Whoa bra! That's fauxpround

Fauxpround by danebro July 28, 2011

Fauxfound 

Something that only feels profound when high.

‘Like bc I’m high it’s profound. But I can’t remember if I knew it like not high. You know fauxfound’

Fauxfound by Joans March 2, 2022

faphound 

One who voraciously searches for or solicits masturbatory material, cf. pornhound.

Don't let Derek see your holiday photos, he's a faphound.

faphound by Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard October 5, 2008

Foxhound 

An individual of either sex/gender who is attracted to older men, i.e., a silver fox.

"I can't decide who is more attractive, Mark Harmon, Hugh Laurie, or George Clooney!"
"God, you are such a foxhound..."

Foxhound by SharkToothHooHaHa September 21, 2014