Factcident 

The act of accidentally sharing an embarrassing fact about someone.

Man 1: "Dude, Carley has herpes ."
Man 2: "Are you just being a dick or was that a factcident?"
Man 1: "I factcidentally said that for sure."

dude carley herpes fact accident

Factcident by Lil Doozy June 14, 2010

fatcident 

An accident or injury that would have not normally occurred if you were not so fat.

Threw out my back brushing my teeth, fatcident. Broke the lawn chair when I sat in it, fatcident.

fatcident by BigMack January 24, 2014

Faxident 

1. When you dial a wrong number, or some dials your line in error, and hear the screech of a fax machine attempting data transmission.
2. When your fax transmittal doesn't go through.

I just got an earful of fax noise. Must've been a faxident.

Faxident by LRK June 11, 2006

Fapcident

When your unholy fap time is destroyed by your bed,chair,parents,children,etc.

person1:hey man,what's up?You don't look good.

Person2:Yea man,I had a terrible fapcident yesterday and since then my gf stopped talking to me.

Fapcident by rastafap May 7, 2013

Fagcident 

When you unknowingly become romantically involved with a homosexual of the opposite sex.

I was dating this fool and he totally ended up being gay. Total fagcident!

Fagcident by kobestatusawwyayuhh March 30, 2011

Faxident 

Is when an item of Fairfax and Favor is "accidentally" purchased. Typically happens after a few glasses of vino and a flick through the Fairfax and Favor club page.

Oops I just had a faxident.

The delivery man is coming with another blue box faxident.

Faxident by Faxidentaddict June 16, 2020

fatccident 

Un-noticed at first or accidental weight gain, which leads to your fatness preventing you from doing something

"Hey where's Dylan? This pool party is awesome!"
"He had a fatccident and couldn't do up his swimming shorts so he's not coming"

fatccident by deelun January 16, 2012