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fatootsed 

Driven to distraction; colossally frustrated; a combination of being worn out from -- and pissed off by -- the offending person or circumstances.
Root: Yiddish?
Even though she provided tangible proof, the final decision was not in her favor; she was entirely fatootsed by the entire episode, and vowed to put it -- and all its associated michegaas -- behind her and move on.
fatootsed by neologista January 21, 2009
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Fartooted 

Audible fart heard by another person
oh yuck did you fart?

No I fartooted
Fartooted by NKIWIG April 28, 2023
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Fartootled 

When you awaken yourself from a deep sleep by farting.

especially embarrassing in the company of a sleeping companion.

you look over to see if your partner has been fartootled by your flatulence as well.
I was resting soundly beside a hunky man and suddenly I fartootled myself awake! how embarrassing!!
Fartootled by gorgeousgeorge83 September 1, 2009

fartooted 

Fart, preferably a smelly silent one.

Person one: what’s that smell?
Person two: I fartooted
Sorry everyone I fartooted
fartooted by NKIWIG April 28, 2023

Fatootie 

Someone who grabs items or objects with their toes.
You are a fatootie”
“You have fatooties”
“Fatooties are very talented for what they do
Fatootie by NavaLene September 14, 2023
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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