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fatootsed 

Driven to distraction; colossally frustrated; a combination of being worn out from -- and pissed off by -- the offending person or circumstances.
Root: Yiddish?
Even though she provided tangible proof, the final decision was not in her favor; she was entirely fatootsed by the entire episode, and vowed to put it -- and all its associated michegaas -- behind her and move on.
fatootsed by neologista January 21, 2009
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Fartooted 

Audible fart heard by another person
oh yuck did you fart?

No I fartooted
Fartooted by NKIWIG April 28, 2023
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Fartootled 

When you awaken yourself from a deep sleep by farting.

especially embarrassing in the company of a sleeping companion.

you look over to see if your partner has been fartootled by your flatulence as well.
I was resting soundly beside a hunky man and suddenly I fartootled myself awake! how embarrassing!!
Fartootled by gorgeousgeorge83 September 1, 2009

fartooted 

Fart, preferably a smelly silent one.

Person one: what’s that smell?
Person two: I fartooted
Sorry everyone I fartooted
fartooted by NKIWIG April 28, 2023

Fatootie 

Someone who grabs items or objects with their toes.
You are a fatootie”
“You have fatooties”
“Fatooties are very talented for what they do
Fatootie by NavaLene September 14, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026