Fatimah Ahmed slammed into a catapult. Damn. That's one good catapult.
1.
"Oh my the neighbour's cat is on our lawn again. Better fire up the ol' Fatipult!"

2.
"What do you want for Christmas, Jimmy?"
"A Fatipult!"
by TELLER OF TRUTH October 9, 2013
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