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My fat fucking nuts 

My nuts my fat fucking nuts oh god oh fuck they hurt so bad my fat fucking nuts someone just kill me I can’t take it anymore the immense pain my fat fucking nuts there’s blood everywhere oh god my nuts my fat fucking nuts
Guy With Fat Nuts: Hey Porx
Porx: What
Guy With Fat Nuts: Suck my fat fucking nuts
My fat fucking nuts by Jth1219 March 28, 2019

I'm a fat fucking pig

Brendon Urie in Lil Dicky's song EARTH

Flyfucking 

(Danish expression)

Flyfucking is when a person cares about small silly details that don't really matter in general.
'You've spent all day flyfucking, can you do something meaningfull now?'

or

'I'm in the flyfucking phase of tuning this machinery, polishing up every little crappy detail'
Flyfucking by Fanis8 April 20, 2007
Word of the Day on November 25, 2023

ratfucking 

1. In politics, the use of "dirty tricks" to discredit one's opponent(s). This often takes the form of false or semi-false accusations spread through underhanded means. The term was coined in the 1960s by Hunter S. Thompson and Bob Woodward. The art of ratfucking was brought into the public eye by Karl Rove. Among his ratfucking accomplishments are the 2000 GOP South Carolina primary and the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth.

2. Sexual intercourse with rats.
Common usage on blogs: "Those rats ain't gonna fuck themselves, people!"

When rumors began to spread that Senator Booger had fathered secret quintuplets, he immediately suspected ratfucking from his opponent.
ratfucking by Hann1bal January 24, 2010

Fanfuckingtabulous 

Fanfuckingtabulous (fuh-Ann-fun-uh-kee-ng-tab-you-luh-us) is a merging of the words fantastic, fucking and fabulous. It is often used in a sarcastic manner.
Isnt that just fanfuckingtabulous!
Fanfuckingtabulous by Dragonlady58 January 15, 2021

Fat Fucking Retard

What you call an obese nigga when he's being, well, a fat fucking retard. He don't know shit.
Ethan: Ay yo fuck math amirite?
Josh: Nigga stop being a fat fucking retard
Fat Fucking Retard by saintstax March 1, 2019