fatbald 

One who is perfectly content to work the same office job for decades with no hope or aspirations of advancement. Often in their mid-40s, slightly overweight, and heavily balding. See also peon

"That guy over in accounting has been here longer than anyone else here, I don't know how he can stand it" "Yeah, he's a total fatbald"

fatbald by bai0 January 14, 2007

You fat bald bastard! 

Scout tearing a new one into Heavy in the video "Heavy is a Millennial" by ItalianNinja on YouTube.

(Scout) Next time eat a salad. YOU FAT BALD BASTARD! YOU PIECE OF SUB-HUMAN TRASH! TWO THOUSAND YEARS OF CONSTANT HUMAN EVOLUTION TO MAKE A HAIRLESS FU-

You fat bald bastard! by trump lost 2020 January 14, 2021

Fat Bald Sicilian 

Any man, who lives of his wife, who consistently lies and abuses women online to make himself appear to be a success. Often, these types live off woman, and complain about others who are employed. They don't work, they sponge off of girls, and harass and stalk women.

That guy over there, he's a Fat Bald Sicilian type.

Fat Bald Sicilian by Super Pseudo August 19, 2022

FAT BALD FATTY FAT FAT FAT 

Heavy from TF2.

Scout: I am OWNING you, you fat bald fatty fat fat fat!
Heavy: *dies instantly*

FAT BALD FATTY FAT FAT FAT by Inquisitive Walnut September 12, 2020

Fatball 

A sport played in the USA. One of the few existing sports where obesity is required to play. Primarily played by fat men. The object of the game is to get in as many sex positions as you can with your fellow male opponent within 11 minutes, and give Budweiser an excuse to show beer ads for an hour, while fooling viewers into thinking the real objective is to touch the ball down in a designated area of the field in 60 minutes. So boring and gay it cannot be played outside the USA, because people of other nationalities do not have the required qualities, i.e. short attention spans, weak bladders and outright homosexuality, to watch two seconds of it without puking and running out of their houses with wet towels on their heads, shouting,"That's(expletive) gay!"

52% of fatball viewers prefer watching Budweiser ads than the sport itself. gayball queerball fagball

Fatball by RedEdSaid July 20, 2010

Fatball 

A sport, only played by Americans (and somtimes Candaians).

It involves 22 overweight to obese players(usually in the double digit IQ range) throwing a Prolate spheroid and jumping on eachother.

Dude, why does anyone watch Fatball? It's just a bunch of fat sweaty idiots in tights jumping on eachother, grabbing balls. can it get any more gay?

Fatball by REAL Football player January 9, 2009

fatball 

people who think they're entitled for more than one seat on car/plane/bus/train because they decide to eat what is tasty, not what is healthy.

I am not talking about few extra pounds or even overweight people. I am talking about seriously OBESE fatballs, who think that their choice of lifestyle entitles them to more seats on public transport, more frequent healthcare checks, priority parking lots etc.

fatball by 32121 December 19, 2017