When you find a lady, one that is at least 315 pounds, then proceed to take a loose shit and smear it in the crevices of her “love handles”. After this is done you can then go to have sex with her shitty love handles.
Damn did you hear about Carson doing a Hawaiian Fat Roll with Tabathalast night?
When a man is having sexual intercourse with a obese woman that has uncontrollable A.D.D and moves her feet around in a way that looks like she is rollerskating on air.
I just had sex for the first time with this hot fat chick too bad she was just another fat chick on roller skates.