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Fat Man In A Weezer Shirt 

The dungeons and dragons type gamer who constantly is watching you and your girl and ends up in the backgroud of all your pictures, staring at the camera.
"Why is there a Fat Man in a Weezer Shirt in the background of all of our pictures?!?!"

fat guy in a weezer shirt

The guy who stares at you and your girlfriend through the McDonald's window with a milkshake.
Jeff told me that him and his girl were creeped out by a fat guy in a Weezer shirt!

Fat Man In A Weezer Shirt 

The third wheel, someone who is always sitting there watching everyone else go at it or have a significant other yet themself is all alone
1.) I'm a fat man in a weezer shirt. All of my friends have someone but i'm all alone.

2.) My friends who are going out with each other invited me to the movied tonight, but i said no because I'm tired of being the fat man in a Weezer shirt.

Does this shirt make me look fat 

A guy's worst nightmare
Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-

Does this shirt make me look fat 

A guy's worst nightmare
Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-

fatshirt 

The glorious green wrap-around, V-necked uniform shirt (with sparkle accents) that Captain Kirk wore sporadically during The Original Series of Star Trek. Supposedly this magical shirt was designed to mask William Shatner's increasing girth. It didn't work.
Holy Shit, did you see the episode of Star Trek last night? Kirk was in his fatshirt, and he looked HOT!
fatshirt by drfumblesmcstupid December 4, 2012