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Hawaiian Fat Roll

When you find a lady, one that is at least 315 pounds, then proceed to take a loose shit and smear it in the crevices of her “love handles”. After this is done you can then go to have sex with her shitty love handles.
Damn did you hear about Carson doing a Hawaiian Fat Roll with Tabatha last night?
To roll the biggest number on a die or dice
"Okay... we do not want to roll fat." *rolls a six* "And just like that I roll fat!"
Roll Fat by crafty453 August 3, 2023
*me wears crop top*

Abbey*2 seconds after walking into the locker room*: I can see your fat rolls falling out of your shirt
fat rolls by thatbitchinthecorner December 26, 2019
A layer of fat that is saggy and heavy, so it droops down.
Dude, she has to lose those fat rolls!
fat rolls by Shoop da whoop February 13, 2009
A delicious pastry made from someone's drooping layers of fat.
These fat rolls are so FRESH! They must of just came out of the oven! Yum.
Fat Rolls by Bessiethesupercow September 7, 2007

Fat chick on roller skates 

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a obese woman that has uncontrollable A.D.D and moves her feet around in a way that looks like she is rollerskating on air.
I just had sex for the first time with this hot fat chick too bad she was just another fat chick on roller skates.