A large, hard and erect penis. Also known as: erection, boner, pitched tent, stiffy, chubby, hard on, wang, purple-headed yogurt-slinger, baby batter blaster, cock, schlong, one-eyed trouser snake, love pump, blue veined junket pump
The stripper was grinding on my fat butter until I painted her back white. The largest fat butter recorded was 14 inches (according to the book, "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex").
by bearesq January 3, 2012
When the first girl you meet at a party is butters, fat and precedes to stalk you the entire night, cock-blocking you.
BFG - Butters Fat Girl
BFG - Butters Fat Girl
The BFG I met last night was fucking sticking to me like a clam, it took getting off with 3 girls to get her away.
BFG - Butters Fat Girl
BFG - Butters Fat Girl
by The Sandman 12 November 15, 2009