Dark lip liner. Sharpie on your eyebrows. Fupa hangin out. Tat on your neck with the dude you used to fuck. Razor blade under your tongue. Waiting to beat up a white innocent girl.
A fat Mexican is a women that wishes they could fuck George Lopez.
by YouSuckAtLifeSir March 20, 2011
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that one guy in times square, usually mexican and slighty overweight. he is dressed up as spiderman and is trying to get you to take a photo with him only to charge you money for it after. he can also be in any other superhero costume.
"hey I just saw fat mexican spiderman talking to those girls who have face paint over their tits to avoid indecent exposure."
"ew what a gross fat fuck."
by Mr Karrot June 16, 2018
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Used to stop a mexican form saying something that will make you look bad.

This will usually make you look better at the same time.
Mexican to group of John's friends-" Hey el pacho I saw at that taco bar with those gay strippers last night."

John-"Oh look at this big fat silly mexican! Soon he will have enough money to go cross the border back to his family!

Crowd of friends- "Ha you're the best John!"
by matt1the3beast July 3, 2011
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A 2 hour long Mexican gay porno movie involving 2 fat Mexicans eating a dodgy burrito out of each other's shit covered assholes. Apparently it won a people's choice award as the best and traumatic Mexican porno movie in the world.
Man 1- We should watch 2 Fat Mexicans 1 burrito

Man 2- Hell naw man that shit traumatized me for days
by wogprince2001 June 9, 2021
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