Dude, I was in the bathroom before third period, and I was totally exposed to the most vile fasturbation! I could hear this kid moaning through the stall wall!
by vivezplus April 23, 2007
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by johnhandoncock69420 September 2, 2015
rapid sexual self gratification performed during a period of religious abstinence or in-between normal business hours.
by insomniacal maniac September 1, 2009
Ex. 1: "I can't wait to start fasturbating after Ramadan."
Ex. 2: "Oh yeah, that was some amazing fasturbating. I'm so happy Yom Kippur is over."
Ex. 2: "Oh yeah, that was some amazing fasturbating. I'm so happy Yom Kippur is over."
by juliocoolio December 16, 2008
The quick and painless act of masturbating in a time period of less than 5 minutes. Usually applies to young middle school students with a small penis and a weak sense of longevity. Can be good for breaks between classes and/or in class.
"Jebus, I really hope that the teacher doesn't catch me beatin' the meat, because I am terribly ashamed of my small penis. What if she laughs at me! Well, I guess i better fasturbate to make it quick!"
Judy: "Oh Steven come down on me!"
Steven: "Well, we have 10 feet till we get to the pick-up window to get our food. Can you fasturbate with me?"
Judy:"Oh yes! That would be lovely!"
Judy: "Oh Steven come down on me!"
Steven: "Well, we have 10 feet till we get to the pick-up window to get our food. Can you fasturbate with me?"
Judy:"Oh yes! That would be lovely!"
by Sarga April 3, 2008