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1 definition by Sarga

The quick and painless act of masturbating in a time period of less than 5 minutes. Usually applies to young middle school students with a small penis and a weak sense of longevity. Can be good for breaks between classes and/or in class.
"Jebus, I really hope that the teacher doesn't catch me beatin' the meat, because I am terribly ashamed of my small penis. What if she laughs at me! Well, I guess i better fasturbate to make it quick!"

Judy: "Oh Steven come down on me!"
Steven: "Well, we have 10 feet till we get to the pick-up window to get our food. Can you fasturbate with me?"
Judy:"Oh yes! That would be lovely!"
by Sarga April 02, 2008