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Fast as fuck

Something that is very fast.
That BMW is fast as fuck.
Fast as fuck by KingsizeLover September 2, 2009

I am Fast As Fuck Boi

Means the speed is too fast and can't be calculated by asian calculator and also Big Shaq
I am Fast As Fuck Boi , that's why I make a girl pregnant and she and her family can't find me .

fast as fuck boy

A phrase used by the youtuber Daniel Keem, aka Keemstar.
Keemstar: Do you have any idea of how fast i am?
random person:.....
Keemstart: IM FAST AS FUCK BOYYYYYYYYYYY
fast as fuck boy by PussyLover2 October 31, 2017

Fast And The Fuckheads 

a group of kids (usually ricers) who drive up and down roads looking for a race, but have nothing to back it up with (besides decals and $9.99 Autozone mods.)

Inspired by the movie "The Fast And The Furious"
Who are The Fast And The Fuckheads trying to impress? Everyone knows he pulls 19s in his Civic, at best.
Fast And The Fuckheads by ricky roma September 24, 2003

Nyuckah Fuckin' Fast 

An immense speed level. Far surpassing the speed of sound and possibly light. A speed usually only reached when one is using a fast as fuck rocket jet.
Man we drove into the city today.
What happened?
We saw a black guy, so we locked the doors and drove off nyuckah fuckin' fast.

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7 

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.
Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.