farvegasm 

When NFL broadcasters get way too excited about the play of an over the hill, overrated "gunslinger", whose career TD-int ratio is about 3 to 2. First and most often displayed in John Madden.

Christ, Monday Night Football is almost unwatchable; every time Number 4 touched the ball Jon Gruden has a Farvegasm.

farvegasm by jinxed-chef October 6, 2009

foregasm 

when you let loose the juice during fore play.

oH SHIT, billy foregasmed all over my new sweater!

foregasm by Lavagasm 2000 Moon Unit December 17, 2006

Fartgasm 

The rare incident in which an individual realizes that he/she are about to orgasm and fart at the same time. One feels confused, and can't decide from which end to fire first. The farts released during a fartgasm are usually very loud and time consuming, leaving the individual dazed and confused about what the fuck just happend. To prevent such an incident, it is recommended that you don't consume any beans on those lonely Saturday nights.

Chipper: "Dude your not gonna believe what happend last night"

Winslow: "Stacy gave you a blowjob?"

Chipper: "No man, I had my 3rd fartgasm this week. Can you believe it? I still don't know where all my load went though"

Winslow: "Hmm...that's strange."

Fartgasm by Peach-fuzz September 2, 2009

fartgasm 

the act of farting after holding it in for a long period time, aside from the obvious relief from doing so you also feel a dry tingle go through your anus which causes a certin degree of stimilation.

most people wont admit to this, gay or straight.

tony:damn dude i just had a fartgasm, oh boy did that feel so sexual!

rush limbaugh:i blame your deviant behavour on the liberal media and you probably have had sex with bill clinton,,,,(lets one roll out!),,,oh those fartgasms do feel good,,,time for another oxy

fartgasm by erik debauchery November 6, 2006

fakegasms 

1. a really bad fake orgasium that its pretty damn apparent the guy is not what he was talked up to be and the girl is disapointed n pissed that he was a bad sexual partner

2. a disapointment

3. not meeting expectations

"i had fakegams with him"

fakegasms by what a let down November 16, 2004

Favregasm 

Lavishing over the top, effusive and excessive praise on a mediocre or washed-up pro football player.

Jon G. - "When I was an assistant at Green Bay, this guy threw 5000 passes a day in practice!"

Ron J. - Jon's having another Favregasm.

Favregasm by PatsFanatic December 8, 2009

farmvegas

A boring ass place in the heart of Virginia AKA Farmville!

Dude wanna go to farmvegas and chill at longwood and get drunk!
or

Dude wanna go to farmvegas and chill out at walmart cause you know its the only cool thing to do!

farmvegas by BTDGTR February 2, 2006