fartwalk

To fart as you walk. Usually done to avoid stinking up a specific place, or while walking, where the smell goes away with the wind anyway so you don't care. Sometimes, however, the smell follows you, rendering this technique useless.

John got up and fartwalked on his way to the to the bathroom. He really needed to take a shit.

by jrapeface November 14, 2013

Fartwalk

When a flight attendant is doing a security cabin check and or trash collection.

She did her fartwalk after she picked up the trash, flight attendants are pretty gassy.

Fart walk is when you’re walking and farting

by Millirock April 16, 2025