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Facesturbating 

The act of facebook raping yourself, to make it seem like you have friends who play tricks on you, but you don't really.
P - Hey look at Joe Bloggs' status, it says "Joe is really gay", he's definitely just been fraped!
M - Nah, Joe Bloggs doesn't have any friends, he's definitely just facesturbating.
Facesturbating by Dreadiroth October 7, 2010

fasturbating 

1)the act of masturbating very quickly.
2)masturbating as quickly as possible
I had to finish fasturbating before my lunch break was over.
fasturbating by Bitchen Kitchen January 9, 2009

Faithsturbating 

This is a practice of religious people who publicly make religious opinion based assertions and/or quote verses from their holy book in order to reassure themselves in their religious beliefs, especially around other believers. This often happens in online forums, where religious people gather.

Masturbating your faith beliefs in public.
The god believers were quoting scripture and repeating catch phrases from their "holy" book and generally Faithsturbating all over each other. It was hilarious hearing them actually believe the fairy tales in their bronze age folklore
Faithsturbating by tekphreak January 1, 2012

Farturbating 

Farturbating, the less-acceptable version of the farting and masturbating incarnations (the other being Masturfaring), is when one elects to masturbate after they have already begun to pass gass (i.e. fart).

The order of these activities is crucial : If you are gassy (i.e. farting) and you elect to masturbate, you are Farturbating. Congratulations. If you begin masturbating and realize you are gassy, though continue, you are masturfarting. Also, congratulations.

For disambiguation, see FARTURBATING, and the sister activity, QUEEFURBATING
I was gassy, but didn't want that to prevent me from re-living my makeout sesh with Britney last night. I had to start farturbating
Farturbating by MasturBATing September 27, 2010

frusturbating 

the act of masturbating in the abcence of exersex
my ho dont need no excersex, iv been reduced fo frusturbating man!
frusturbating by jameshe September 25, 2006

Flirtsturbating 

The act of talking one's self up in an effort to win over a potential companion by flirting for them; flirting with yourself for another person.
"Yeah I was texting Josh and he kept telling me how cute he looked in his new Instagram picture."

"That's just like Josh, always flirtsturbating."
Flirtsturbating by Flirtsturbator January 14, 2015