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When you facepalm with a hand you just farted on. Useful in analysis of the fart's contents. Especially potent when wearing knitted gloves or mittens.
I just fartpalmed and now my nose is burning. I have got to lay off the 4-alarm chili.

Ugh, dude! That's nasty. Fartpalm on your own time dude, not while i'm trying to enjoy my nachos!
by SoundSamK November 12, 2013
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To fart into the palm of your hand and quickly hold it up to a near person of disliking.
"Dude! Did you see Peter fart palm Taylor over there!"
by Burt Macklin FBI May 15, 2015
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