Factophobe 

A person that rejects verifiable facts when they conflict with his/her opinions, preconceived notions, or general world view. Also: factophobic - adj.

He won't ever change his view; he's such a factophobe that you can show him a notarized copy of his OWN birth certificate and he wouldn't believe it.

Factophobe by thoof January 25, 2011

fartophobe 

A person who has an irrational fear of farts.

A: Eww! That stinks! I can't believe you just farted right next to me!
B: Don't be such a fartophobe!

fartophobe by Jo McF December 24, 2007

fartophrenia 

Fartophrenia is a serious mental disorder when you think you’re about to fart, so you go through with it but you shit your pants instead.

Person 1: Dude I toally need to fart

Person 2: Just do it...

Person 1: Shit...it was Fartophrenia...

fartophrenia by immieeEe October 26, 2011

Fartophile 

To like farts, To be Ian.

Ian is a Fartophile.

Fartophile by rawrPhile September 19, 2012

fartphony 

When you have excessive amount of gas and you let it out with a different length and tonality.

Listen, I've got one big fartphony for you, but it would be a smelly one too.

fartphony by mazafati May 29, 2018

factophobe 

Someone who is afraid of facts.

Despite overwhelming evidence the factophobe could not see the truth.

factophobe by NalaWinnie November 15, 2020

Fartphone

A fartphone is a type of smartphone that is slow, cheap, and oudated and just sucks.

An example of a fartphone is the T-Mobile Mytouch Q because it is a low-end "smartphone" that is really slow and just not a good phone.

Fartphone by AirplaneBobtheslob November 26, 2014