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Fordophobia 

1. Fordophobia is a condition where people are afraid of Rob Ford.

2. Fordophobia is a condition where people are afraid of Ford vehicles.
Ex. 1
Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?

Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!

Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!

Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you sir ... are a RAGING Fordophobic!

Ex. 2
Jim: Hey Bob! Did you look at the new lineup of Ford vehicles?
Bob: No!

Jim: Why not?
Bob: I was diagnosed with Fordophobia after the last Ford I owned.
Fordophobia by GlennyJ November 9, 2013

Factphobia 

The fear of facts/truth getting told to a person
People with Factphobia are crybabies
Factphobia by idkurnamesorry June 18, 2018

Fortphobia 

Hey dude come join us in a game of fortnite!

Sorry, I have fortphobia.
Fortphobia by 8131snake May 28, 2018

fartophobe 

A person who has an irrational fear of farts.
A: Eww! That stinks! I can't believe you just farted right next to me!
B: Don't be such a fartophobe!
fartophobe by Jo McF December 24, 2007
A phrase created by attention seeking lazy people who think they deserve the same attention as marginalized and oppressed communities (such as racial minorities and the LGBTQ+), based solely off the fact they think being unhealthy should be normalized.
Aiden: "damn I'm getting chubby, gotta get back in shape"
Crystal: "oh my gawd what do you mean in shape, all shape is good shape, you are spreading fatphobia by implying fat people are not healthy"
Aiden: "shut up dude you are literally 300lbs"
Fatphobia by fatbrownguy May 10, 2022
A stupid non existend phobia created by fat people to cancel people who avoid being fat or think healthy bodies are more attractive than unhealthy bodies. Also created as an excuse for fat people to stay fat and talk bs about how they get "opressed" for being fat. You cannot compare " Fatphobia " to racism/homophobia/Islamphobia/sexism and such stuff.

Bodyshaming people is wrong, however a word such as "fatphobia" does not exist.
Example 1:
Gigachad: "I lost weight and I look so much better now!"

Karen:"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT FAT PEOPLE DON'T LOOK GOOD?! THATS SO FATPHOBIC!! I WILL GET YOU CANCELLED ON TIKTOK!"

Gigachad: kys

Example 2:
*At ikea*
Ikea Worker: "Excuse me Ma'am, this chair is not designed for your body to fit in. Please get off"

Karen: "WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SELL SOMETHING LIKE THAT?! EVERYONE SHOULD BE ABLE TO FIT IN A CHAIR WITHOUT HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT THEIR BODY?! THIS COMPANY IS SO FATPHOBIC! I WILL REPORT YOU FOR NOT CARING ABOUT PLUS SIZED PEOPLE! ITS NOT LIKE ITS OUR FAULT IF WE CANT FIT IN IT!"

Ikea worker: "This chair is designed for the average body type."

example 3:
*Youtube post*
Video: "how to lose 20kg in only 3 months with only a healthy diet!"
Karen: WHAT?! WHY WOULD SOMEONE EVEN WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT! I HATE SKINNY BITCHES! THEY ARE SO PICK ME'S FOR WANTING TO LOSE WEIGHT! ALL BODIES ARE HEALTHY! FATPHOBIA !"
Fatphobia by basedperson July 14, 2022