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Fartnight 

The agonizingly long period that an especially pungent fart hangs in the air after being released.
"Dude after you ripped that one, it smelled like ass for a fartnight!"
Fartnight by ToxSick1333 December 9, 2012

Fartknight

Fartknight sucks. Worst game ever.
Fartknight by DoomShade August 12, 2018

Fartnight 

Similar to a fortnight (2 weeks) this is the period of time that the odor lingers around when you fart and you shouldn't have...like in church or in an elevator.
Jesus, and here I thought this would be an SBD non-stinker but it turns out it was a fartnight with a capital FART!
Fartnight by here_and_there August 30, 2017

Fortknight 

Me when I drink food, zero period
Man that shit went fortknight
Fortknight by Snowyflake December 23, 2022
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026