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to fartclot is too pass/break wind that breaks a blood vessel on the way out .
this can be very uncomfortable for the passer of the wind
"haha, i just did a massive fartclot"

"dude, did you see her face when she fartclotted?"

by joeeemateee April 22, 2009
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