The act of blowing compressed air into a whores anus and having her hold onto the false fart whilst you pack in a few grams of Columbias finest. She gets into position and let's rip over your eagerly awaiting conk. You get a nose full of the good stuff and a lung full of the bad stuff.
I've got a few grams left over and a couple of coins spare. How about you come over here are be my fart mule.
I'm beyond snorting off a hookers backside. I'm more about fart muelling now.
I'm beyond snorting off a hookers backside. I'm more about fart muelling now.
by Uncle Nastyfingers November 25, 2019