farnarcle

To muck around, mess around, pay little attention to rules/regulations

"Hey, you, stop farnarcling around"

farnarcle by Anonymous August 8, 2003

farnarcle

A pub game played in the area of South Yorkshire, England

A Farnarcle challenge was set up in the Butchers Arms, Monk Bretton, to establish the local area champion

farnarcle by Anonymous October 6, 2003

farnarkeling 

Fictitious sport invented by New Zealand/Aussie genius John Clarke, in his persona of NZ sheep farmer Fred Dagg.

To quote his website "In essence, Farnarkeling is engaged in by two teams whose purpose is to arkle, and to prevent the other team from arkeling, using a flukem to propel a gonad through sets of posts situated at random around the periphery of a grommet. Arkeling is not permissible, however, from any position adjacent to the phlange (or leiderkrantz) or from within 15 yards of the wiffenwacker at the point where the shifting tube abuts the centre-line on either side of the 34 metre mark, measured from the valve at the back of the defending side's transom-housing."

farnarkeling by Ossminid October 25, 2007

farnarter 

a large person wanting to be a ninja, but knows not what a ninja wears or does

the farnarter is clueless

farnarter by anonomus January 2, 2005

farnarkling 

the group activity whereby everyone sits around discussing the need to "do something" but nothing actually happens

I'm not going to sit around farnarkling all afternoon, I'm off to get something to eat

farnarkling by MF.Aurelius February 23, 2006

Fornacle 

A 'fornacle' is a synonym for 'genitals'.

"I sit on this dirty floor, and reap my fornacles." Between The Buried And Me, Disease Injury And Madness

Fornacle by fornaclereaper December 13, 2010

fernercle

The act of fondaling with your wilkins whilst partaking in the feast of the 12 flame-grilled grapes.

O!, chris i do wish you would not fernercle in the presence of old mrs weatheral.

hey jak do you remember that time when you fernercled in front of old man jenkins.

If you carry on fernercling you will go blind.

fernercle by Carlton O'milk January 27, 2008