Your resume speaks for itself, you were hired help on the farm, you worked hard. You didn't explain why a few other workers told me about what you did to the chickens when I spoke to them as a reference. They didn't tell you they caught you Joe, but they did catch you. Did you think nobody would find out about the chickens?
by Solid Mantis December 15, 2017
When a habitual drug user stops for a period of time, and is in withdrawal. (No drugs available on the farm).
Hey, he's shaking and looks awful. You better get him to the hospital!
Na, he's ok. He's just on the farm.
Na, he's ok. He's just on the farm.
by Winafew June 27, 2011
by TheBigManWaloper August 6, 2018
Verb: To get beaten on the river in Texas Hold'em despite having strong odds of winning, and making good bets. Especially to have this happen regularly to the same opponent who consistently defies the odds of poker.
Tom had Kh Kc, Joe had 4h8d. Flop was Kd, 5c, 6h. Turn 2d. and the river was a 7s. "Tom just got Farmed by Joe" or "Joe sure farmed Tom." "damn Tom you just got farmed"
by B. Jesus May 17, 2008
The act of "growing" relationships via social network like Facebook or Myspace by "planting" a "seed" and watching it grow. Seed is often a random IM that grows into a conversation which leads to a meeting which ends with a hook up.
I asked my boy where he met all these girls he's been hanging out with and he said he had a successfull day of Facebook Farming
by peterpan425 January 29, 2012
During sex the man or woman will shit on the stomach of the other partner and spread it flat. Once you do that, you piss all over it as if you were watering crops.
John: Dude i just farmed my girlfriend!!! :D
Mark: Sweet Dude!!!!.... oh wait that's fucking gross
John: no dude, farming is awesome!!!
Mark: GTFO
Mark: Sweet Dude!!!!.... oh wait that's fucking gross
John: no dude, farming is awesome!!!
Mark: GTFO
by Johncrapsalot January 2, 2012