farkass

verb: to use a lot of words to say nothing at all, especially when you're trying to hide your ignorance on a topic

noun: one who regularly uses a lot of words to say nothing at all

etymology: talking out of your ass but stinking at it like a fart

Josh thought he could farkass his way through his presentation, but his professor immediately called him out on being unprepared.

I hate when that farkass calls a meeting: he just talks in circles for two hours.

by Lavender Ale April 20, 2011