Fartlow

A person who desperately defends bad people to the point of self-embarrassment. Who responds to valid criticism and evidence by farting nonsense from the mouth. The contents of the expelled wind often stink and the bar is very low. Correct emoji is 💨

“She defends Amber Heard, what a fartlow”

“Eve is in my mentions again, i’ve been fartlow’d”

Fartlow by RightRapid January 4, 2022

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farblondjet

Yiddish for "completely lost" or "way out in left field." Literally lost, or figuratively, as when someone is given some information and comes to absolutely the wrong conclusion, like adding 2 and 2 and coming up with 7.

John was driving from San Francisco to Los Angeles, but after the missing the exit to I-5, he kept driving for a couple of hours and ended up in Reno -- totally farblondjet.

Rosalind went to Macy's and Nordstrom to buy a blouse but couldn't find them, so she came to the conclusion that blouses are out of style and the don't make women's them any more. She was completely farblondjet on that one, as she so often is . . . .

farblondjet by toddabearsf August 14, 2009

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Fagblow

To be extremely stupid. So stupid that the word "blow" must be incorporated. Fagblow can be anyone in this category, ranging from a video game nerd, to a snotty 16 year old girl. Fagblow is usually very demeaning to someones self-esteem. Very good choice of words if in a verbal fight.

Xbox live nerd: omg!111 i just raped u nubkake with teh boomshot!11!1one!
Guy: Wow your fucking stupid kid.
Xbox live nerd: you just teh suk at this game!11111 raped!111one!
Guy: Fucking Fagblow, go see the sunlight.

Fagblow by Joe AaaaaaaAaaAAaAA January 2, 2009