faptastic plastic

A condom. Useful tool to prevent your hand from giving you an STD.

I seriously need to get a pack of faptastic plastics.

by Red December 17, 2004

Faptastic

When you see a chic, or something pertaining to a chic, that causes an immediate intense arousal.

1-The ass on that chic in the leggings is simply Faptastic! 2- Did you see how Faptastic that brunette girl in the short skirt looked!

by Big John Swellington September 22, 2021