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1.
Someone who masterbates so vigorisly that he blows his brains out and can no longer function in his correct state of mind.
G Bush is the biggest faptard I know
by APTID July 11, 2006
 
2.
UncleKenny
You fucking faptard unclekenny
by Fazed BIZOTCH August 25, 2003
 
3.
a fat, retarded & disgusting man.
meatloaf or Marlon Brando
by unclekenny August 21, 2003