One who has acheived status of "Fap king," but also displays mild-to-significant traits of Aspergers Syndrome. Faptards typically show exceedingly low scores on state-madated examinations involving reading comprehension, mathematics, and writing yet show remarkable skillsets when it comes to chaotic masturbation.
Has retarded Jimmy even discovered porn yet? I mean he's 25 years old!
Of course, he destroys his meat every day in class. He's a faptard.
Of course, he destroys his meat every day in class. He's a faptard.
by AnalPlunge February 13, 2019
Someone who masterbates so vigorisly that he blows his brains out and can no longer function in his correct state of mind.
by APTID July 11, 2006
Performing masturbation to the point where your intellectual capacity is severely and/or permanently diminished.
The people on the Suicide Girls forums are completely faptarded; they can't even spell "niple" right.
by daisymercedees July 31, 2011
by l0lw0tk1d April 17, 2016
by Jheeze and Onion pasty May 17, 2021